My Other Horse Can't Eat Horseradish, Either

Taco Friday for Friday, May 11th

People have been talking. People have been saying, "update your goddamned blog, we crave newness." Hark, you have not been abandoned like so many gross pigeon toes in the urban landscape. Your presumed favorite ostensibly taco-themed Friday happening is here to stay, with the next installment planned for one week from today.

What have you missed in the intervening month of wasted and used-up Friday nights? Well, for starters:

• J. "D.S." G. enjoyed a short-lived celebrity after a video of him punting mangoes like footballs went viral.
• A.B. found what appeared to be a blackberry under his big toenail, but it turned out to be a subungual haematoma.
• You all learned how gross subungual haematomas are after Googling that term.

Come, then, and eat tacos with others. Also, use the next week to reflect on Taco Friday. Think of how it has helped break the binds of fear, how it has made you a more powerful individual. As always, RSVP or you're dead to me.

Tacos, feat. DJ Darlin' Darwin

Taco Friday for Friday, February 17th



@}-,-`- CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON ;D

Time to pick yourself up by your bootstraps, folks, 'cause it's time to THINK POSITIVELY. No more piling up boxes of "denied emotions" in the "dark recesses of your soul" just because you want to "fit in." You wouldn't anyway, so what's the use in feel bad about being bad? THINK POSITIVELY.

To that end, I present to you the offer of tacos on Friday. You can put them in your body and they will become a part of you. You are just a transient collection of re-purposed dead things that shits out pieces of itself. THINK POSITIVELY. To further illustrate this message, a special guest, A. Darwin R., will be in attendance, promoting positive thought to a level that was once thought to be dangerous.

Same taco time, same taco place. You know the drill: RSVP or you will get spanked.

Taco Terrors

Taco Friday for Friday, January 20th

Taco Friday, your mother and mine, has sent several of her boys to war. Like any pragmatic patriot, she knows that they will not return the same, if they return at all. Dave 'The Smile' Morgan. Brian 'Who Loves Wigs?' Walker. Who can forget these kind or awful souls? Soon, Jay 'Jay' Pyle, will join their ranks.

We celebrate in the only way we know how: poorly. Come and say goodbye to a tall, tall gentleman. As always, there will be prizes and someone who is too excited to see you (me). RSVP or you're dead to me.