Rap music, my droogs

The above scene is taken from Achewood. It depicts a five-year-old otter, who has been lied to by a robot that this technique is a form of break dancing. It's a metaphor?


Tacos for Friday, December 11th, 2009

We did it, man. We did it. Miraculously there are tacos for the second week in a row. This hasn't happened in as long as it's been since I realized that some of my friends don't want to drink whiskey and eat tacos every single Friday. I don't understand it, no, but I did realize this.

In short, there will be a Taco Friday on December 11th, 2009. Same Taco place, same Taco time. There is no theme beyond the ordinary, which is to say that fear is a dead thing and we are also dead things, but should not be afraid.

Please confirm with the host that you will attend Taco Friday because this is the internet, I have no way of knowing.

A beautiful thing

We have found Taco Friday hiding in a tiny cave. There, it lived on cave water and cave fungus. Cave bats were its only friends, and cave bears have no good idea of what a bathroom should be, or where it should be. In such conditions, can you expect anything less than bestial survival behavior? When brought back to civilization and its light, Taco Friday quickly returned to its old self, suggesting in a way possibly too friendly for some that they drink more whiskey and do not ever ever leave. All is well... OR IS IT?

It is. Taco Friday can be expected at regular interval without unexplained hiatuses. This "blog" will be its torch, and that old Facebook group? Pfft. Just as the crab sheds its shell to grow to fantastic sizes, so too does Taco Friday shed its "shell" to become bigger, mightier, and crabbier. Welcome, dear reader, and in a way, congratulations.

WHAAAT

Next Taco Friday is April 3rd. We are OUTZ

Hey guuuuys. I'll be on vacation or out of town on Friday 'til April 3rd. A long time, I know! There's no reason you can't pull your own Taco Friday in the meantime. Shit, you should. Take pictures and forget to be scared of things, okay?

Chewbacca in the Spring

Non-existent readers, I am sorry for not reminding you about tacos. Since you never comment or acknowledge my presence, I continue to mumble noisily into the void. However, you missed something wonderful if you were not at tacos this last Friday the 27th. Records were broken. Legs were shot. Cheese, too, was shot. Nothing was held sacred and the walls crumbled as a distant horns were heard, a victorious army.

Nexxxt taco Friday comin' ATCHA soon. Probably this Friday, March 6th, though nothing concrete has been decided.

HEY GUY. If you read this, let me know ok?... Whitey?

SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS

HEY GUYS. So like I've been saying, this upcoming taco friday - Feb. 21st - is gonna be a blast. Or, a "blarst" if you have an awful accent. Got DJ DaRwInNnN coming' atcha and generally most Taco People haven't seen each other in a while. I assure shenanigans.

Here's to you, Yard Dancer

Howdy, non-existent readers. Last taco friday was a blast despite persistent rumors of there being footage from the county pound of dogs being put to death and cremated. No idea how that got started.

There was also actually substantiated rumors of taco friday becoming more formalized. This perhaps means an additional attire requirement, such as a coat. Maybe a custom taco friday pin to be worn on one's lapel. It could also mean that there will be a taco friday special police that ... you know what? The fewer analogies that we have to the Nazis, the better. A more realistic view of this formalization would be, who knows. A ro(o)ster? A rotating schedule of tacos? More, more bourbon? Let's talk, friends.

just the tip

Heeeey guys. Some prior Taco Friday pictures to wet your appetite.

Taco Friday Revisited

I thought that I was going to become a brilliant internet star. Like most aspirations it is DEAD due to a lack of interest or forgotten secrets. Instead, this thing becomes the HARBRINGER and FORUM of Taco Friday. Pictures, announcements, and the like will appear here. Works for me, works for you. That being said...

January 9th, 2009

what will tacos be like in 2009

We will explore what it means to eat tacos in our popopo-mo world. Maybe the tacos will take on new tastes and textures which we will fear, but come to appreciate. Perhaps they will have strange desires and unexplained powers. Are they but pawns in a scheme much bigger than themselves? The answer to all of these questions is likely "yes."

Please wear sufficiently futuristic garb. Alternatively, wear sufficiently outdated garb. Fashion is cyclical, after all.