Monday, May 30, 2011

Taco Friday: J.B.'s 25th Birthday Edition / Revenge of the Droids

Taco Friday for Friday, June 3rd




What does J.B.'s 25th birthday party / Taco Friday extravaganza and the 2011 Star Wars Celebration have in common? You're nearly guaranteed to lose your AT-ST virginity and end up feeling conflicted about it. At the same taco time and same taco place, we will witness the miracle of a girl becoming a woman. Come and see your friend emerge from her chrysalis while standing next to people who probably harbor a strong grudge against you.

What makes this Taco Friday special? You will:
  • Absolutely have to make a lot of mistakes because it is scientifically impossible for you to be a good friend while you are not
  • Realize how unimportant you are, both in the very immediate and very universal contexts
  • Experience how good gluten-free can be in a safe, taco environment
As always, contact the Taco Friday Customer Satisfaction Email Node with any questions. RSVP somehow or I will show you both the door and the hose when you arrive.

* Taco Friday occasionally gives you the opportunity to win prizes in conjunction with our semi-weekly ostensibly taco-themed party. A birthday is not necessary, but it is appreciated. Taco Friday employees and associated entities are not allowed to enter the drawing.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I will come even if Greedo shoots first.

Jezzica said...

My cousin will be coming to the party!

The Snaxxx said...

I will be on a bus with children. Happy Taco Birthday!