As we have said before, here at Taco Friday we are committed to bringing you the best, every time. There will be no Taco Friday this week, but instead, please enjoy a selection from my personal Goofus and Gallant fanfic archive.
"Good Salesmanship" - Goofus captures rats and sells them to younger children as "puppies." Gallant only sells real puppies, at affordable prices.
"Respect for Family" - Gallant helps his mother with the chores. Goofus sneaks out at night to shove beef suet into the tailpipes of neighborhood cars.
"Keeping Ahead of the Class" - Gallant hands in his homework on time. Goofus only raises his hand in class to speak when he feels that flatulence is coming on. He does not stop talking when he begins to pass gas.
"Your Body is Your Temple" - Gallant stays in bed when he is ill, so that he will get better quickly. Goofus reads medical texts, and then fakes potentially fatal ailments with eerie accuracy.
Taco Friday resumes in several weeks, on Friday, May 7th. Have an idea for Taco Friday? Please do tell. I've gotten bored of typical human interaction and am willing to ... experiment.
3 comments:
I'm so glad you canceled Taco Friday because it means I won't have to send my regrets for goin out daaaancin in the company of women who are not brosephs.
Gallant exercises. Goofus blames his recent weight gain on glandular problems.
Gallant goes to bed on time so that he can wake up refreshed the next day. Goofus spends the entire night making Creepy Crawlers out of his own semen.
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