Into the Heart of Tacos

Taco Friday for Friday, July 30th



WELCOME BACK. It's been too long, friend(s). I crave your company like I crave electrocution and punches (ie, completely). You are hereby cordially invited to spend the evening with me, Asmod "The Miracle" Taco, as well as my merry band of Tacitos.

You know what? The above is the third attempt at an opening paragraph so it's just going to stay DESPITE MISGIVINGS. Taco Friday has been out of commission for two weeks and I'm craving a Taco Friday, so much so that you're getting a four day advance notice. I don't want some sort of limp dick shit, alright? I want you, my friends, to drink bourbon at my expense and contradict me and each other at increasingly high volumes. That's... that's what you want, right? I have no idea.

Let's summarize:

1. Tacos
2. Electrocution
3. No limp dick shit

Okay?

DOG FOOD == DOOF GOD

Just a friendly note that there will, again, sadly be no Taco Friday this week. A month without Taco Fridays is like equivalent to losing a mother (in International Sorrow Units, ISUs), so I can only imagine what it's like for you. There's all the consolation I can muster.



The good stuff happens at 1:09 and 2:10.

leave my butt alone!

For clarity: the last poSt was Not some sOrt of confusing, extremeLy puzzling notice of a Taco FridAy. This week: no Taco Friday. There is no secret message in this post. Do not try to decode it, okay people? RelaX.

And nothing happened.

I present to you a series of images from the Taco Friday "special" archive. Feel free to contemplate them.






Individually profound, each image builds upon the last to create a sort of visual minor chord, pleasing but sad.

I try to keep it that way

Taco Friday for Friday, July 9th



HEEEEEEEEEY

There is going to be a previously unmentioned Taco Friday tomorrow. Guys I'm so sorry that this keeps happening but because of Factors, we have to make Decisions.

I'm not going to lie; it's going to be hot as balls in my apartment tomorrow and I don't have A/C. Punching (consensual only) has been scientifically proven to reduce local entropy, which is realized in reduced temperatures and increased terror. Whiskey and cold, cold wine will be present, featuring old friends and new fears.

(This Taco Friday breaks the rules. -T.N.)