Taco Friday: J.B.'s 25th Birthday Edition / Revenge of the Droids

Taco Friday for Friday, June 3rd




What does J.B.'s 25th birthday party / Taco Friday extravaganza and the 2011 Star Wars Celebration have in common? You're nearly guaranteed to lose your AT-ST virginity and end up feeling conflicted about it. At the same taco time and same taco place, we will witness the miracle of a girl becoming a woman. Come and see your friend emerge from her chrysalis while standing next to people who probably harbor a strong grudge against you.

What makes this Taco Friday special? You will:

• Absolutely have to make a lot of mistakes because it is scientifically impossible for you to be a good friend while you are not
• Realize how unimportant you are, both in the very immediate and very universal contexts
• Experience how good gluten-free can be in a safe, taco environment

As always, contact the Taco Friday Customer Satisfaction Email Node with any questions. RSVP somehow or I will show you both the door and the hose when you arrive.

* Taco Friday occasionally gives you the opportunity to win prizes in conjunction with our semi-weekly ostensibly taco-themed party. A birthday is not necessary, but it is appreciated. Taco Friday employees and associated entities are not allowed to enter the drawing.

Taco Friday: Away Game Edition

Taco Friday for Friday, May 20th

Our good friend, J.P., will be hosting his third Taco Friday away game, attaining the first hat trick of this sort. GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

For those of you who crave regularity, do not be afraid. Expect bad things to happen, but this time they will be nearer to parakeet than before. Mr. P. lives at 135 Central St., Apt. #5 in Somerville. Same taco time, however. Members of the Tribe, be warned that the meal will not be treif as it will contain hyrax.

Any questions can be sent to the traditional Taco Friday Customer Inquiry Node. Accept no substitutes.

Make new friends,/ but keep the old./ One is silver,/ your mother is a used up/ dead thing.

Taco Friday for Friday, May 7th


The time for excuses is over, ladies and people of the internet, and a new sun for bourbon and bocce rises. As promised, the most illegal Taco Friday of all time is to take place this week at the same taco time, same taco place. There will be - go figure - prizes; wonderful, horrible prizes that you can give to your mother for Mother's Day. Expired canned seafood will show your mom that you care.

What makes it so illegal? You name it: extrajudicial killings, money laundering, selling human organs on eBay. I don't even know anymore. Just come to this goddamned taco party and RSVP if you're going to come. God damnit.