Taco Friday: the Legend

Taco Friday for Friday, September 9th (nvr4get)



HEY GUESS WHAT. Even though 'state sponsored' Taco Fridays are off 'til further notice, illegal Chinese imitation Taco Fridays are popping up all over the place. You can't even go two Fridays without tripping into one!

That's right: as long as you're not too worried about heavy metal or melamine poisoning, step up to the residence of one J.P. on Friday, September 9th. Your friend and mine lives at 135 Central St., #5 in Somerville and he is not worried about unauthorized brand dilution, not at all.

RSVPing is even more important since your host this week does not even give a single fuck, don't even. Email him and comment to show him you care/are willing to engage in tacos near him.

Taco Friday: Away Game Edition

Taco Friday for Friday, May 20th

Our good friend, J.P., will be hosting his third Taco Friday away game, attaining the first hat trick of this sort. GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

For those of you who crave regularity, do not be afraid. Expect bad things to happen, but this time they will be nearer to parakeet than before. Mr. P. lives at 135 Central St., Apt. #5 in Somerville. Same taco time, however. Members of the Tribe, be warned that the meal will not be treif as it will contain hyrax.

Any questions can be sent to the traditional Taco Friday Customer Inquiry Node. Accept no substitutes.

Taco Friday hat trick, feat.Jay Pyle

Taco Friday for Friday, June 18th

Word on the street is that your friend and mine, Jay Pyle, will be hosting the last true Taco Friday of the spring (This has been confirmed - ed.). For those of you who may not have met the man, let me give you a questionnaire to determine if Jay Pyle is right for you.

• Do you enjoy tall men?
  
• Are you between the ages of 18-35 and have a family history of Parkinson's disease?
  
• Have you ever killed a rodent or teenager in anger, in jest, or by accident?
  
• Do you enjoy, or are you willing to experiment with, hugs from behind?

If you answered "yes" to at least two of these statements, then all aboard! Jay Pyle should not be handled by pregnant women or women who may become pregnant. Jay Pyle lives at 135 Central St., Apt. #5 in Somerville. In case of emergency or questions, he can be reached via the internet. I recommend that you RSVP directly to Jay, though the Taco Friday Customer Service Team remains perpetually at your service, "a mighty servant who never sleeps."

this is a _thing_

The Taco Friday management is pleased to deliver a special message on behalf of the Taco Friday team:

On this upcoming Taco Friday on Friday, February 26th, will be hosted by none other than your friend and mine, Jay Pyle. These "away games" are indeed very special. I get to drink as much as I want to, without worrying about becoming so intoxicated that I can't stop guests from stealing my copper wiring. The fear of drinking so much that I can't maintain an erection, however, is legitimate and persists.

According to inside sources, fish tacos will be served and Blade Runner will be screened. Jay can be located at 135 Central St., #5 in Somerville. Questions? Send 'em here. General Taco Friday inquiries can be directed to the Taco Friday Customer Service Email Node. We Care About You.