Monday, June 14, 2010

Taco Friday hat trick, feat.Jay Pyle


Taco Friday for Friday, June 18th


Word on the street is that your friend and mine, Jay Pyle, will be hosting the last true Taco Friday of the spring (This has been confirmed - ed.). For those of you who may not have met the man, let me give you a questionnaire to determine if Jay Pyle is right for you.
  • Do you enjoy tall men?
  • Are you between the ages of 18-35 and have a family history of Parkinson's disease?
  • Have you ever killed a rodent or teenager in anger, in jest, or by accident?
  • Do you enjoy, or are you willing to experiment with, hugs from behind?
If you answered "yes" to at least two of these statements, then all aboard! Jay Pyle should not be handled by pregnant women or women who may become pregnant. Jay Pyle lives at 135 Central St., Apt. #5 in Somerville. In case of emergency or questions, he can be reached via the internet. I recommend that you RSVP directly to Jay, though the Taco Friday Customer Service Team remains perpetually at your service, "a mighty servant who never sleeps."

2 comments:

8yearoldsdude said...

a rare serious blog post.

1. if tacofriday had an alert system or email for members, that would be awesome (looking at you, KH). its irregularity confuses me and causes me to miss ones (like last week) from lack of information.

2. might want to watch the use of the full name of this week's host on interwebs (perhaps am overcautious)

Anonymous said...

No, Jay Pyle is not his full name. You are wrong. There are at least six more syllables.