I am not dead.

 Dear friends,

I am not dead (see title). More importantly, Taco Friday is not dead. It is undergoing "a little bit of spring cleaning." That is to say, I am writing a manifesto in three parts. Keep your eyes peeled for a series of essays regarding your (least) favorite Friday night activity:

1. On Taco Friday; On Its Mission and Goals
2. On The Generations Of Taco Friday
3. On the Future Of Taco Friday

Following the completion of this series, Taco Friday will emerge from its chrysalis, slick with ichor, and harden into a metaphor for puberty.

Signed,
The Management