WE DOIN' THIS OKAY

I never got around to clarifying the letdown that was part three of my Taco Friday rebirth posts. Some people (Dub T. Snickers) rightfully got upset about the lack of conclusion, or at least the lack of a salient point after 2000 words of moody taco thoughts. Allow me to "set the record straight."

I thought of myself as a sort of guide to the incandescence of Taco Friday, the same sort which led to many punches and punch threats and dick insults and accusations of non-human parentage and "pornography," etc. That special feeling of fostering unrefined ego was, to me, the core of Taco Friday; I have no idea what you think is/was important. I still hate gods and yearn to kill them and I still want to bring people into my home to eat food and rejoice in an abundance of love but I am not going to try to bring you along for the ride if you don't feel it in your unthinking meat heart. To wit:

THE PAST IS PROLOGUE.

I think we are now marking the end of the era of such tragic monkeyshines. The Prologue is over, friends and neighbors and relatives. Let the main body of our noble work begin.

            - Kurt Vonnegut, Slapstick

With that, I also invite you to celebrate once more in tacos with me this Friday, April 26th. "This is happening." As always, RSVP by email, telephone, or by posting right here. If you RSVP less than three hours before showing up you explicitly give up your right to decline to wear a hat of my own design.

Taco Friday for April 5th, 2013

"God is either dead or uncaring!" - this woman and everyone

I want to feed you, I want to feed your mouth and body with food that comes from a carefully choreographed set of actions. It is these actions -- in a very particular manner, no less -- through which I turn food into a different food. Some of these foods, before they became different foods, were less desirable or in some cases somewhat poisonous or less digestible before I performed particular actions on them. Come, let me do that. Come to my apartment and let me let you turn food into your body.

Also I want to give you beverages of several different types. Some of these beverages are a sort of food in that they can be metabolized, other beverages are strictly not food. Do not forsake eating foods or different foods for these beverages; though you may be sustained by them over the course of days, they lack critical nutrients necessary for your body to keep turning food into your body. Be sure to eat food, that is what I am saying.

To reiterate my desires, I want you to come to my apartment so that I can supply you with food that has undergone a non-destructive transition from one state to another and also beverages which may or may not be food-like. You may use your time in my abode to interact with others using your bodies and sounds. This may prove to be pleasurable and is recommended.

If you want to come to my apartment to engage in these actions you need to tell me so that I have enough food and not food as to avoid disappointing you and other people. Thank you.