I'm just going to leave this here

Congratulations, Whitesnakes and Melody.

Diis Aliter Visum

People, what happened between the hours of 8:00pm and 2:30am last night were the most ideal possible actions. It makes my old, gray heart swell with joy. I don't even have anything sassy to say. Any night where friends consume a bottle of whiskey is a night well spent. I spilled whiskey on my dick.

Stay tuned for more information. Next Friday, February 5th is, go fig, a Taco Friday. None of this themed business, just good ol' fashioned nonsense. A bottle of Ancient Shenanigans may become a regular part of the event.