Showing posts with label moms. Show all posts
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Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Taco Friday GUEST STARS

Taco Friday for Friday, February 18th



YOU ASKED FOR IT, and boy did you get it (nothing). This Friday marks the first of two consecutive Taco Fridays featuring special guests. For whatever reason other people "wanted" to "come" to "Taco Friday." Do your best to show them the kind of welcome that you would like to be shown (urine), or better yet, drink a Four Loko with them and yell and cry and feel bad and get punched.

RSVP or else I will have to resort to evites.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

MOM.COM

HI KIDS IT'S ME MOM, YOUR MOM. WE NEED TO GO TO TRY ON UNDERWEAR AT JCPENNEY YOUR UNDERWEAR ARE TOO WORN OUT. WE MAY AS WELL GET PICTURES TAKEN AS WELL SINCE GRANDMA IS GOING TO DIE SOON.

WE CAN GO TO CHUCK E. CHEESE AFTERWARDS JUST YOU AND ME.