Get ready for disappointment,
but in a whole new way. Taco Friday is back, but it will never be the same as you remember it. The time between then and now has somehow become opaque, diffusing the light, making
rough edges appear smooth. Was it ever that way? I ain't know, I ain't no damned philosopher.
In reality, Taco Friday was a parade of baroque and blunt jokes about baroque and blunt genitals. It was never fun-- do you know the worst part? Turns out, it was all a dream after all.
Come, then, and try to relive the insanity of your recent past. Maybe Whitey will puke gin and maybe Tom will even "get in trouble," but it will never be the same again.
If you are unfamiliar with where or how to get to tacos at their new location, contact the
Taco Friday customer support email node. RSVP or else you don't get to eat.
