Sunday, February 21, 2010

this is a _thing_


The Taco Friday management is pleased to deliver a special message on behalf of the Taco Friday team:


On this upcoming Taco Friday on Friday, February 26th, will be hosted by none other than your friend and mine, Jay Pyle. These "away games" are indeed very special. I get to drink as much as I want to, without worrying about becoming so intoxicated that I can't stop guests from stealing my copper wiring. The fear of drinking so much that I can't maintain an erection, however, is legitimate and persists.

According to inside sources, fish tacos will be served and Blade Runner will be screened. Jay can be located at 135 Central St., #5 in Somerville. Questions? Send 'em here. General Taco Friday inquiries can be directed to the Taco Friday Customer Service Email Node. We Care About You.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

A scientist once told me you could just hit it with a cold spoon.

adam said...

I am keeping a spoon in my freezer at all times now, just in case.

Jezzica said...

I didn't even realize you HAD copper wiring! I'll bring my shopping cart next time.