The fake votes are in: your opinions don't matter and I am going to do whatever I wanted to do anyway. The winner is...
Yes, the next Taco Effin' Freitag is going to be bourbon, but get this. In food. Bourbon shrimp tacos, with a sidebar of pinto beans featuring white wine for those who can engage in neither bourbon nor shrimp. Any detractors who want to dress up nice can either a) dress up nice anyway or b) wait 'til the next affair. We doin' this (see title), and we doin' this right. In case you have never seen a shrimp before:
YUMMERS. Bring your "S" game. Your life is small, your loves are false, etc.