The time for excuses is over, ladies and people of the internet, and a new sun for bourbon and bocce rises. As promised, the most illegal Taco Friday of all time is to take place this week at the same taco time, same taco place. There will be - go figure - prizes; wonderful, horrible prizes that you can give to your mother for Mother's Day. Expired canned seafood will show your mom that you care.
What makes it so illegal? You name it: extrajudicial killings, money laundering, selling human organs on eBay. I don't even know anymore. Just come to this goddamned taco party and RSVP if you're going to come. God damnit.
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Thom and I will be there with preemptive handcuffs on.
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