Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Taco Friday for April 5th, 2013


"God is either dead or uncaring!" - this woman and everyone
I want to feed you, I want to feed your mouth and body with food that comes from a carefully choreographed set of actions. It is these actions -- in a very particular manner, no less -- through which I turn food into a different food. Some of these foods, before they became different foods, were less desirable or in some cases somewhat poisonous or less digestible before I performed particular actions on them. Come, let me do that. Come to my apartment and let me let you turn food into your body.

Also I want to give you beverages of several different types. Some of these beverages are a sort of food in that they can be metabolized, other beverages are strictly not food. Do not forsake eating foods or different foods for these beverages; though you may be sustained by them over the course of days, they lack critical nutrients necessary for your body to keep turning food into your body. Be sure to eat food, that is what I am saying.

To reiterate my desires, I want you to come to my apartment so that I can supply you with food that has undergone a non-destructive transition from one state to another and also beverages which may or may not be food-like. You may use your time in my abode to interact with others using your bodies and sounds. This may prove to be pleasurable and is recommended.

If you want to come to my apartment to engage in these actions you need to tell me so that I have enough food and not food as to avoid disappointing you and other people. Thank you.

2 comments:

Jess said...

SINCE WHEN DO YOU HAVE A TIME MACHINE

Asmod said...

Once you have a time machine, does it really matter?